Wondering as I Wander

A horrific, tragic terrorist attack happened today in London and you just know tumblr isn't going to hear about it because it's not America.

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:22:48 -0700

Article here

Wow. this offends me so much. cause guess what, I heard about this. and I live in america. I didn’t hear about it from Tumblr. I saw it on a major news site based in America. Yesterday. I hate how people think that just because we’re in America, we don’t give a shit about other places. Don’t loop a good majority of us who do give a royal fuck, in with the rest of the assholes who don’t. Use a brain cell or three and think before you type. (And yes, I did think before I typed this. I’m still offended, that’s my right, as is your right to think that America doesn’t care about anyone outside of it’s borders. But remember that not everyone is a douchebag here, ok?)

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:00:25 -0700

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

sanityscraps: oswinsteacup: ofwillgkta: migrated: change the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:18:35 -0700

sanityscraps:

oswinsteacup:

ofwillgkta:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

no this is omg what NO

I AM HARRY POTTER

BRAIN STAHP IT

i can make it go both directions

We don’t have the full picture. this is fucking BEAUTIFUL

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:01:41 -0700

We don’t have the full picture.

this is fucking BEAUTIFUL

purpleturtlezflrs: giveme-brandy-onmybreath: peetasfakeleg: onlyeverrory: why do teachers have...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:01:08 -0700

purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

…i’m kinda intrigued now and really want to do this

also History Teachers ESPECIALLY hate wikipedia b/c no one checks the sources. Everyone can edit it. So you can create the situation where Hitler secretly had a relationship with Stalin.

ihavewaytoomanyfeels: azureinfinity: abagofkittens: earthgirld...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:14:44 -0700

ihavewaytoomanyfeels:

azureinfinity:

abagofkittens:

earthgirldonna:

tr4pdoor:

daydreamer-kay-em:

“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “

hold the phone.

yes

wow

I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life

can somebody write this

is this a written thing

kellysue: craftyjai: ride-the-vibes: This is JASON FYLES and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:44:14 -0700

kellysue:

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you.
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG!

Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it

He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass

He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together

Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

British friends — keep an eye out?

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro teacher wouldn’t...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:53:00 -0700

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

HAHAHAH OH GOD SARAH SARAH LOOK I CAN PICTURE MY STUDENTS DOING THIS OMFG

you're still my best friend: News!

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:42:47 -0700

you're still my best friend: News!:

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…

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Sun, 19 May 2013 13:26:47 -0700

telaryn: unskinny: Dammit, Joss. I shipped those two...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:26:16 -0700

telaryn:

unskinny:

Dammit, Joss. I shipped those two characters.

*facepalm* Laughing a lot harder than is probably sane or healthy right now.

hatteress: shadowen: hatteress: annagarny: dr-kara: shadowen...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:49:37 -0700

hatteress:

shadowen:

hatteress:

annagarny:

dr-kara:

shadowen:

dizmo pointed out that he had a cane, and it was all downhill from there.
~

They must think he’s an easy target, leaning on his cane, safely away from the center of the fight.

They must think he’s also deaf, blind, unarmed, and stupid if they ever imagined they could get the drop on an agent of SHIELD.

Phil ducks neatly under the swinging pipe and drives the head of his cane back into the first attacker’s stomach. Gripping the end, he stands and brings the heavy handle around in a clean arc, straight into the second attacker’s jaw. The crunch it makes is deeply satisfying.

His third assailant is at least smart enough to draw her gun and just fast enough to avoid the cane as Phil swings it at her head. In side-stepping, though, her aim wavers, and Phil catches hold of her wrist. He traps her elbow between his cane and forearm and jerks hard. It gives way with a sickening snap, and the gun goes clattering to the ground.

He clocks the first attacker once across the head, just for good measure, and rubs at the little twinge of pain in his still-healing chest.

“I am so hot for you, right now.”

“Focus, Agent Barton.” On another comm line, he says, “I need clean-up at my location. And tighten the containment area. We have enough collateral damage as it is.”

The security team sounds off an affirmative just as another of the ubiquitous thugs rounds the corner, clearly spoiling for an easy fight. Wordlessly, Phil clicks the release on his cane and slides out a long, slim blade.

The young man takes one look at his fallen compatriots and the glinting steel in Phil’s hand and wisely runs in the opposite direction.

“So hot,” Clint says again.

Phil smiles.

yes please

oh jesus. already?

The ship I didn’t know I wanted but PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WANT IT CAN I HAVE IT PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

Hello and welcome to Clint/Coulson fandom. We have EVERYTHING you never knew you wanted. Feel free to begin your journey here, here, or, if you like, here. There are a number of shippers available to assist you at any time, and we suggest you keep a box of tissues handy as the ship is prone to unexpected feels. :D

Oh that noise? Nothing, just me INSTA-FOLLOWING YOU BECAUSE THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OKAY.

captainwondyful: marvelentertainment: Agents! Prepare for...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:18:14 -0700

captainwondyful:

marvelentertainment:

Agents! Prepare for “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,” coming to ABC Tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. ET this fall!

“That someone really wanted our initials to spell shield.”

HA! Oh Joss.

I.AM.EXCITE

Now let’s see your war face.

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:21:36 -0700

Now let’s see your war face.

instabye: lizthefangirl: wishingsomethingnew: omgicantevenasdf...

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:14:05 -0700

instabye:

lizthefangirl:

wishingsomethingnew:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time. (:

Almost forgot today’s a MONDAY!!

this video kills me every time though

OLAN ROGERS I LOVE YOU

madhatton: FOLLOWERS! REBLOG EVEN IF YOU AREN’T A WHOVIAN...

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:13:09 -0700

madhatton:

FOLLOWERS! REBLOG EVEN IF YOU AREN’T A WHOVIAN BECAUSE IT WILL PASS TO OTHERS! WE NEED THIS TO HAPPEN AND IF WE CAN PREVENT SPOILERS (hehe) THEN WE DON’T GET DAVID SO PASS IT ON!!!!!! THANKS

theblacklacedandy: arpeggia: Mark Twain’s House, Hartford,...

Fri, 10 May 2013 06:54:39 -0700

Mark Twain's House

Mark Twain's Entrance Hall

Mark Twain's Library

Mark Twain's Corner Desk

Mark Twain's Billiard Room

Mark Twain's Desk and Telephone

Mark Twain's Conservatory

theblacklacedandy:

arpeggia:

Mark Twain’s House, Hartford, CT

Photo by Frank C. Grace (Trig Photography)

Soooooooooooooooooooo Prrreetttyyy GIMME

i’ve been there live & in person, and I want to know

HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO TAKE PICTURES BECAUSE WE WERE SCOLDED LIKE THREE YEAR OLDS FOR TRYING!! LOL

flyingfreakflag: photo origin unknown. It is also unnaturally...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:53:00 -0700

flyingfreakflag:

photo origin unknown. It is also unnaturally awesome.

I’m sad b/c I’m pretty sure that the Ian one originally said “Some people are gay, get over it”

http://www.geekosystem.com/ian-mckellen-gandalf-magneto-shirt/

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2011/01/sir-ian-mckellen-has-sad-news-for-hobbit-fans-theres-no-sex-in-middle-earth

Harrison’s shirt is funny though…

firlalaith: nillawiffle: lydiabutz: I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:44:44 -0700

firlalaith:

nillawiffle:

lydiabutz:

I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.

merfology: amboy00: So Jason Collins is a hero because he’s...

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:03:54 -0700

merfology:

amboy00:

So Jason Collins is a hero because he’s gay? Our standard for heroism has dropped quite a bit since Normandy.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro)

April 29, 2013

I genuinely dislike @benshapiro

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans)

May 3, 2013

I am liking Chris Evans even more